Q: What is better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.

Q: Why do women wear so much makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad.


Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: Why are there 5 million abused women in the US?
A: Because they don't SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

Q: Why did the condom fly away from the penis?
A: Because it got pissed off.

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.
 

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "lick here".
 

Q: What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
A: Guys never notice her nice ass.

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